Preachers say the darndest things, don’t they?
The church should be the last place on Earth you should ever find cringe-worthy weirdness, right?
Where else but the Church should you find inspiration,motivation and enlightenment?
To learn hidden wisdom,knowledge,and understanding,straight from the divine creator himself!
Unfortunately, thou shalt endure a list of cringe that will be delivered unto you.
Don’t bother searching the scriptures, none of this stuff is in there.
Eddie Long
New Birth Missionary Baptist Church
Dost thou believe? Yeah, truly the word of God is POTENT.
But verily I say unto you, or Eddie that is, that the word of God is Not only potent…
But it is his…
Sperm!
You don’t have to believe me. look at the link right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PL8HgH0K0o
Eddie Lee Long, was impassioned and covered in sweat as he delivert the gospel.
He was also known to sexualize his sermons.
He was also accused of sexual misconduct by at least three young male members of his church.
Maybe that’s why he had a closed-door media banned trial with his accusers.
Complete with gag orders.
He paid a few million to keep their mouths shut.
Kenny Copeland.
Eagle Mountain International Church church in Newark, Tarrant County, Texas
Now, this Megachurch pastor is so powerful that he can declare…
Covid-19 destroyed and gone forever.
That’s right, he said that this virus hates Heat. So what they need is a supernatural Heat Wave…
…Straight out of Hell.
Kenny called upon a strong wind from God.
He threatened covid-19, with the help of some intently praying backup ministers, and said thusly:
Kenny: “COVID-19!”
Backup ministers,mumbling: “covid 19”
Kenny: … “I’ll blowwww… The wind. Of God. On you!”
Copeland then faced the camera, and went:
“PFFFFTTTTT!”
Mr Copeland then, being quite satisfied with himself, declared that covid-19 is destroyed forever and will never be back.
Kenneth Copeland Blows “Wind of God” on COVID-19
T.D JAKES
The Potter’s House, Dallas, TX
“Come out the closet, and stop keeping it a secret!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS-PbzG2hVA
Clad In what could only be described as a neck-to-foot purple FROCK, Mr. Jakes implored his congregation as to whether they have ever been….
SOOOWALLOWED?
As a alleged attendee of the “Diddy parties ,AKA Freek offs”, MR.Jakes,
Was strangely absent as Diddy was embroiled in serious legal trouble.
With accusations Ranging from trafficking, to drugs and kidnapping,
BTW, the freek offs were known for drug-fueled alcohol soaked, sweat-slicked sexual activity that lasted till the wee hours of the morning.
Allegedly, MR. Jakes was in attendance of several of these events.
But NOT as an observer.
But as an active participant.
It was also noted there were several public photos of Mr Jakes with Mr Diddy.
Mr Jakes attended several of Diddy’s parties
Diddy never once came to church,though.
Mr Jakes stepped down as the main minister of the Potters house after having a heart attack on stage during a sermon.
Convenient,in my opinion.
His daughter has taken up the mantle.
Lamor Whitehead
REMSEN AVE BROOKLYN NY
Straight Out of Brooklyn, comes Pastor Lamor Whitehead.
slapped with charges of wire fraud and defrauding a single mom in her 50s out of $90,000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KkeVTS71gI
But that’s not even the funny part.
this Gucci and Gold ring wearing pastor got robbed….
In his own church….
on live TV.
This was right after he said :
“Many of you have lost your faith after you seen someone DIE for something you’re about to go through”
NANI?
2 seconds later, he was face down on the ground as armed thugs walked through the church collecting valuables from the frightened attendees.
He was found guilty of fraud and is serving 9 years in prison.
He might just start a prayer group while he’s there.
Or scam inmates out of their cigarettes.
He wasn’t on the level of these aforementioned prosperity preachers. He was only worth 2 million hard-stolen dollars.
Eddie was worth 5 million.
TD Jakes is worth 20 million.
Kenny was worth 300 million as of 2024.
In 2034, Lamor better step his game up.
There you have it, spiritual leaders all unique.They sure as hell ain’t boring
But they all are cringe.
Hold fast to thy wallets.