No, it’s not craps you play in a casino.
We’re talking literal…Crap and things associated with crap. be it a name,concept,joke,whatever.
This is some crazy stuff I found.
Let’s get started shall we?
Politics
For starters, there was a politician in Idaho who at one time professed abstinence from alcohol because of his Mormon faith.
He was later charged with a DUI.
His name?…Mike Crapo.
History
Thomas Crapper born in Yorkshire in 1836.
He was a master plumber and businessman who promoted sanitary conditions. Crapper recieved his first royal warrant,when Prince albert comissioned him to install thirty lavatories in Sandringham house in Norfolk.
The term crapper is slang for toilet.
Thomas crapper never invented any toilets. He just installed them.
Foreign politics
Former mayor of Korea, Sim Jae Deok.
Born in a rest room.
Had his home rebuilt to resemble a huge toilet.
Died of natural causes
Was known as “MR Toilet”
Coffee
In new York and London people are paying $100.00 bucks for a cup of coffee.
This stuff is called kopi luway and its from the Phillippines.
Wanna know how the worlds most expensive coffee is made?
In the Phillipines,there a little catlike creature called a civet that loves eating coffee cherries.
The civet gorges itself on the stuff.
Then nature takes its course.
The civet does no. 2
And the folks who process the coffee pick the undigested coffee beans out of the civet poop.
(Talk about putting up with crap on the job)
Its said the coffee gets its flavoring from going through the civets digestive tract.
Food processing
Professor Ikeda from Japan found a near endless source of protein.
which In it’s original form is inedible and has to be processed in a machine called…an exploder.
The process is refined,and all the harmful bacteria is killed using heat.
The good professor also says:
a burger produced from this protein source contains:
65% protein
25% carbs
3% lipids
9% minerals
The source?
Professor Ikeda somehow extracted protein from…
Human excrement.
He was quite confident, showing diagrams of the finished product,explaning how it would be priced.
He was not seen sampling the product.
So, If you thought you had a lot of crap to deal with…
You aint seen nothing yet.
There’s levels to this Sh**
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